CHRIST IN WINTER: Reflections on Faith & Life for the Years of Winter—SALVATION THROUGH BASEBALL [W, 2-15-23]
Today is the first day of spring training. I am excited. That will surprise anyone who knows my baseball inclinations, for I am a Cincinnati Reds fan. Of the 30 major league baseball teams, the Reds have a chance this year, if they are lucky, of finishing 31st. For a Reds fan, “Wait ‘til next year” means 1990. Still, I am excited, for baseball was my salvation.
Yes, I know, we are saved
by grace through faith, by God through Christ. But the resurrection means that
the Christ spirit is available everywhere. So, if God chooses to save through
baseball, well, as Martin Luther said, “Let God be God.” Or in the words of the
Psalmist, if he were a current teen, “The FOMO of the Lord is the beginning of
wisdom,” [Psalm 111:10] FOMO, the Fear Of Missing Out.
I spent the first ten years of my life just being afraid. FOBW, Fear of Being Whacked. Along about third grade, my school principal whacked me across the face for coloring wrong on my art project. My parents whacked on me, too. Sometimes my mother would give me a whack as I walked by and I would protest. “Hey, I didn’t do anything.” “That’s for when you did something and I didn’t see it,” she would say. So, I learned not to do anything at all. FODA, Fear Of Doing Anything.
More importantly, the only
sport anyone in the Englewood neighborhood of Indianapolis knew about was
running, specifically running from the bullies. FONB, Fear Of Neighborhood
Bullies.
Then we moved 115 miles
south to the little farm near Oakland City. The boys on the school bus talked
about baseball. Everyone was required to have a team. I declared that I was a
Reds fan. I knew about the Reds because Grandma Mac was a Reds fan. I was the
only Reds fan on the bus, which meant the Cubs and Cardinals fans were
merciless in pointing out the deficiencies of my team. It was wonderful. I
learned trash talk, like “Oh, yeah?” But no one whacked me for being a Reds
fan. No FOBW. No bullies chased me. No FONB. I was included. No FOMO.
More importantly, Uncle
Johnny, my mother’s bachelor brother, would close up his hardware store and
drive the five miles to our house after supper and hit flies to me in our
sloping orchard/pasture field. I would glide through the long weeds in my
clodhopper farm shoes and arrive at the right place just as the ball was ready
to plop into Uncle Johnny’s old baseball mitt on my left hand. I wasn’t fast,
but I understood arcs and angles. [1]
Whenever the boys of the Forsythe Methodist neighborhood would gather in the field in front of the Buyher’s house to play flies and grounders, they were amazed at the ability of the new kid to be in the right place before the ball got there. I was good at something! No FOBI, Fear Of Being Incompetent.
When you’re chasing a fly
ball, you can’t be shy, try to stay out of sight. I was saved from FOBW and
FODA and FONB and FOBI. Salvation from fear. At least most fears.
Now it is only FOMO. I don’t want to miss out when the Reds win the World Series this year.
John Robert McFarland
1] Much later, when I was
the oldest pickleball player in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula, I was known as St.
John of the Angles. Apparently if you’re born with that kind of eye-hand
coordination, it stays with you, even if it’s a different sport.
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