CHRIST IN WINTER:
Reflections on Faith for the Years of Winter… ©
Today close-minded old white
people will go to church and give thanks that God has rightly anointed them to
choose the next president of the US, a choice that will have great impact on
the other 4 billion people in the world as well as the 318 million in the US.
Well, not just all closed-minded
old white people. In fact, only about 122 thousand of us. That is how many folks
will go to the Iowa caucuses tomorrow night. I used to be one of them.
They will be white because
all people in Iowa are white. They will be old because it is only old people
who have the leisure to leave home at supper time, when younger people are
either at work or feeding their children. Old people don’t have to find and pay
a baby-sitter.
They are all close-minded,
for those are the rules of the caucuses. You have to be registered as a
Republican to participate in a Republican caucus. The same for Democrats. Caucus-goers
are determined to vote for their candidate in the general election, even if
their candidate is an incompetent scumbag and the other party’s candidate is
honorable and multi-talented. That’s why only 25% of registered Republicans and
Democrats in Iowa come to the caucuses. Even though registered, they are still
somewhat open-minded. Also they have all gone to FL for the winter.
So these 122 K people will
show up around 6 pm and stay as long as it takes. It won’t take long, though,
because they want to get home before the blizzard hits, or, especially, so they
can see themselves on the ten o-clock news shows, being interviewed as they
left the caucus by shivering TV network commentators who will explain to them
why they voted as they did.
They will assemble in
school buildings and libraries and mosques [Bazinga!] and armories and gas
stations. Yes, gas stations, if that is the only place the officials could find
in the precinct, or if the official’s brother-in-law owns the station. The
Republicans and Democrats will be segregated into different rooms, or lube
racks, and told who their candidates are, and required to line up on different
walls according to which candidate they support. You literally have to “stand
by your man.” [Oh, don’t be picky—yes, Carly and Hillary are included. Although,
as the song says, “Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman…”]
Then those who, like the
cheese, stand alone are harangued by those on the multi-peopled walls-- people
they know, their neighbors, people they have to face every day, no secrecy here—and
told that obviously their candidate does not stand a chance so unless they want
to be labeled forever as a loser, they need to cross over the grease pit, or
slip around the teacher’s desk, and join the majority. Once those individuals
cave, the bigger groups start haranguing at the walls with only two people. That
goes on until there is a wall with 16 people and one with 9 and one with 3
irascible curmudgeons who are going to support their candidate come hell or
high water, and who also have the leisure and money to attend the state party
convention in Des Moines later to vote for their candidate there. That’s right;
the process does not end with the caucuses, even though the candidates and the
cameras are gone by midnight, not to return to the Hawkeye state for another
four years.
On TV, the candidate who
got three votes in that precinct will proclaim that third place is actually a
great spot to be, for he spent only two million dollars for each vote, where as
those folks who finished first and second paid five million per vote, so he has
lots of money to go on to New Hampshire, and also a mandate from the people,
three old extremist white people per precinct, to carry on.
I would not worry so much
about this process were I not a close-minded old white man who lives in the
midst of a close-minded old white people, aka as a condo complex. I know just
how closed these minds are. I know how little we understand the world, how
easily we are persuaded by those who have the most money to barrage us with the
most vitriol, and promises of senior citizen discounts.
So I shall go to church
today to pray, as are my contemporaries in Iowa. I shall pray for them, that
they will be open to the Holy Spirit to be led to stand at the wall where it is
written, “God so loved the world…”
John Robert McFarland
johnrobertmcfarland@gmail.com