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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Rev. Alvin's Repetitive Sermon

A pastor was called, or appointed, according to your denomination, to a new church. He preached a sterling sermon the first Sunday and everyone was pleased. The second sermon he preached the same sermon. The third Sunday the same sermon.

The deacons, or PPRC, were alarmed. They went to see him.

"Do you realize you have preached the same sermon three weeks in a row?"

"Yes. And then you've done what I've told you in that one, I'll go on to another one."

Apparently the congreation of Pastor Alvin, the chipmunk preacher, has not done what he told them to last Sunday, because he's on his big rock pulpit this morning, preaching exactly the same sermon as last week.

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